Priceless Quotes

Three of today’s stories had some amazing quotes from a few…eccentric…Charlestonians. I just had to pass them along.

• “You know the character Goofy from Disney? Goofy would’ve done a better job growing that weed” – Anonymous man in reference to “Cops pull 20 marijuana plants from downtown community garden“
• “Help me I’m fucking drunk!” – Wasted 14-year-old after he flipped his mom’s car.
• “$30,000 ain’t shit. When I get out, I’m going to get that charge dismissed, bitch!” – Inmate, who was promptly given another 30 days in the pokey.

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