Drunk Charlestonian Provides Some Priceless Quotes

Earlier this month I shared some amazing quotes from a few Charlestonians that found themselves in the news. This time, only one women was needed to fill out a “priceless quotes” entry..

A drunk woman was stopped by a police officer after he found her walking barefoot down Dogwood Road in West Ashley…at 9 am. Here’s what she had to say:

• When asked how she got there, the suspect responded, “I must have blacked out, I started drinking at 6:30.”
• “When we going to jail, I’m hungry and don’t want to miss dinner. I want to get there before it gets dark.”
• “If I could, I’d kick your ass!”

You should read the entire piece from Live 5 News, it is nothing short of amazing.

Happy Saturday!

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